“Not Me” Monday….

This blog post is inspired by mommy blogger Mckmama, who hosts a blog carnival called, “Not Me Mondays”.

I did not eat a chocolate bar every day this week. I did not eat Aero Mint Bars and then wonder why I am not losing any weight. Nope. Not me.

I did not buy a new magazine almost every time I went into the store for something else. Those luscious fall covers for October issues did not tempt me. Not one little bit. Nope. Not me.

I did not park at Tyler’s school in an area where I thought would be safely away from traffic and then watch him open his door into a concrete post and leave a mark on the passenger door. I am much too smart for that. Nope. Not me.
I did not forget to tell my husband about this new mark on my vehicle. Nope. Not me.

I did not fall asleep in yoga class during the cool down at the end of class. I was too focused on the yoga instructor’s directions to think about sleeping.Nope. Not me.

I did not have to clean a puppie’s poopy bum this week. The puppy was pooping fine and I did not have to use my hands to clean poop from the bum. Nope. Not me.

Nope. I really didn’t do any of these things.

Not ME!!

Comments

  1. says

    Love it! Can I add to your 'Not Me' carnival?
    I did not enter a blog contest three times because I didn't know how it worked and didn't read the instructions! Nope, not me!
    Some teacher I am!!

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